. . . . . . Pictures RNU students can relate to.(laughs only) . . .
1. So you’re tired of writing jamb and it dawned on you that you are going to a private school
Not just a private school but RNU to be specific
Is this how my next four years will go......
2. On your way to the school for the first time,...when you saw nnamdi chimaroke’s mansion
Is this the short cut to Beverly Hills’?
3.The day you wrote your entrance PUME is the same day the registrar signed your admission letter
Madam i thought you are a barrister? Is this even legal?
3.The day you wrote your entrance PUME is the same day the registrar signed your admission letter
4. You are shown your room...2 persons per room..two separate wardrobes, separate table and chair plus bathroom and toilet
E better pass 16 in a room like some other schools
5. Its time for orientation and bishop chukwuma is on stage..telling you how many times rich men have given him wealth and favour...pls don’t forget the rolls Royce
Who your rolls royce help?
6. That time in mat 102 exams the lecturer said come to the exam hall with your pen only ..no calculator
7. When you have to solve whether you will eat from calabar woman or igbo woman
Which of you do I owe the most?
8. When obodoeze fixes class from 10am to 5pm
Oga get power bank inside him body
9. So you are having a fractured bone ,but the school clinic will give you paracetamol
Wow... Clap for your profession.
10. The queue to buy akara and yam in the morning
Do they sell fuel 10naira per litre here ?
11. There’s a party in orange room davido is bringing wizkid ...and yes you have hotel money.
Gentlemen shall we proceed to the turn up venue..
Do they sell fuel 10naira per litre here ?
11. There’s a party in orange room davido is bringing wizkid ...and yes you have hotel money.
12. But you don’t have hotel money so you have to sneak into the school by the dead of the night
The fence is your friend.
13.You go to the cafeteria at night and all you see is frank’s and linda’s (pardon , romeo and Juliet)
My love life is in the hands of THE LORD.
14 . Its barely 8:15pm ...all manner of meals have finished in the cafeteria . Gala and lacasera is your name
Shoprite(servic), eastern shop(pappy rich aka pioneer), pius and daddy enugu(ogbete market).
15.Activities for SUG Week have being announced (party ! party!! Party!!!)
Dulling is for the weak.. .
16. Rumours start flying , “we are inviting Aristotle, Michael Jackson and drake”
Tell me something .....
17. But you have not even paid SUG fee.
“And you will sweat the most when the dancing starts’’
18. The truth is the only artist they can afford is not even an artist...
The best and forever will be the best.
19. . . . DJ CAESAR and “my equipment is pregnant”..
DJ CAESAR and “obama’s convoy was in the road, traffic was insane “
DJ CAESAR and “pls am sorry for the inconvenience”
20. Walking through the corridors and hallways in the class block at night and the noises you hear.
21. When “omo” gradually increased a plate of pepper soup from 2hundred naira to 5hundred
I can catch my own bush meat.
21. When the dean of student affairs summons you for interrogation and while its season 1 episode 4 of your lies , she go’n be looking at you like
Kontinu.... Am all ears.
22. When you are busy winning the heart of your girl in peace, but you need to win the heart of her single ass friend(s)
Cause her single ass friends is now her mouthpiece.
23. When your application for weekend exeat is bounced
I need to attend the burial of a man i barely know...pls its important to my GP.
24. But you have not broken up with the fence
25. When franklin and alex come after you to pay for DSTV.
Am sorry they haven't passed the budget yet.
26. When our telenovella couples call each other to say goodnight
How much are you owing glo now?
27. How the church look like during exams
Because the last paper in the timetable is rapture
28. You and your squad during cultural day
The slaying is mutual.
29. When roxshall started speaking like the Kardashians.
Just like that? ... We will not take it! .
30. When you go to polo park mall, and everybody is here too.
Shoprite is giving discounts to RNU students. Buy one bread get two free.
31. When a coupe d'tat over threw ayansi as dean of student affairs
He who carries his shoulder up shall be humbled one day. - pete edochie (1999)
He who carries his shoulder up shall be humbled one day. - pete edochie (1999)
32. When you thought APC (onochie) was the real change over PDP (ejim)..
What is change if you don't start chasing students out of hostels by 8Am.
33. When you sleep and forget to close your door and by morning your iphone 6 and laptop have gone on eternal holiday.
I don fuck up.
34. But we have oracles you can consult in the hostel ... Infact more reliable than reporting to the CSO
The gods is not asking for too much 2 crates of Russian beer... 2 crates of dinosaur eggs and 20 thousand naira... Your iphone 6 and laptop shall arise. Trust me you don't have a choice.
35. The most trusted man in your four years..
Everybody gave him thier ATM and password at one time or the other.
36.when you are listed among those to graduate after all those fun and grueling years.
Astalabista bitches!!
THE END.
THE END.
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